CONDOR (with video)


I have a Condor in my kitchen.

I feed him on rancid meat

from the new butcher across the road.

My friends say he is an ugly bird.

I say, it depends how you look at him.

My condor is called Fred.

His droppings are pungent and acidic.

Fred is always disturbed when I clean them up.

Once he tore a piece out of my right hand

in protest.  It left a ‘V’- shaped scar.

Since then I tackle the operation

only when he is drowsy after a big meal

and I am feeling courageous.


He has wonderful eyes:

eyes that are harsh and unremitting.

He does not pull tricks.

He eyes me indifferently.

Most of the time I readily admit

that he is master of the situation between us.


I am content that he consents

to live in my flat, on his pile of sticks

above the geysir.

Since he nested there I have had to heat water

by other means and take cold baths.

The arrangement suits me reasonably well.

Fred insists on one flight each day.

He returns punctually – sometimes

with a pigeon or a cat – at dusk.


I will be sorry to see him go.

In effect I know what that will mean.

HE will be the survivor.

My bones will be as polished kitchen tiles

by the time Fred has finished me off

there on the mute-stained linoleum.



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